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Go 3 years without getting a haircut (not to be confused with getting a “hair cut”)(July 31, 2007)
•Make it onto the Billboard music charts
Become a mad scientist (May 13, 2011)
Participate in a massive scavenger hunt (February 13, 2010)
•Participate in a flash mob
•Write an album in one week
•Write a soundtrack to an already existing film as a concept album
•Ultimate space rock album
•Heavy metal ukulele solo
•Heavy metal giant piano solo (that is, a solo played on a giant piano)
•Play a guitar solo that makes someone drop down on their knees and cry
•Play a really epic, powerful song on a giant church organ
•Full band heavy metal version of Rachmaninoff’s Prelude in C#
•Spontaneously burst into song and dance (with a group of people, preferably) (also, score double points if it is something from Cannibal: The Musical)
•Write a symphony
Learn the entire catalog of ballboy (July 27, 2010)
•Learn the entire catalog of The Offspring
•Learn the entire catalog of Blur
•Learn the entire catalog of Jimi Hendrix
•Learn the entire catalog of The Beatles
•Learn the entire catalog of Paul Gilbert (and related (At least Racer X… I don’t know about Mr. Big… I guess if I could play Paul’s solo stuff, Mr. Big can’t be that hard))
•Learn the entire catalog of Local H
•CAKE cover band/Learn the entire catalog of CAKE
•Dethklok cover band/Learn the entire catalog of Dethklok
Led Zeppelin cover band/Learn the entire catalog of Led Zeppelin (July 1, 2012)
•Primus cover band/Learn the entire catalog of Primus (and related (Les Claypool’s various projects at least))
•Radiohead cover band/Learn the entire catalog of Radiohead
•Queen cover band/Learn the entire catalog of Queen (and related (Brian May, especially))
•Learn to play Recuerdos De La Alhambra
•Cover the entire soundtrack to Earthbound w/full rock band/beyond
•Go away somewhere for a month and focus entirely on music with no contact with the outside world
•Play in a jam metal band
•Tour the world (with a band)
•Be recognized on the street/somewhere in public as the guitarist for my band (I was recognized at NAMM by someone who had seen my band COD, but he had already added me on Facebook, so I don’t count that)
•Own 30+ guitars
•Master the guitar
•Become good at fretless guitar
•Endorsed by Ibanez
•Build/piece together my own guitar
•Master the bass (basically, be able to play Tommy the Cat by Primus)
•Master the drums (basically, be able to play one of my favorite albums)
•Learn to play the organ
•Master the theremin
•See my top bands at least once (the only one I can think of that I haven’t seen is Nick Cave)
See all of Rachmaninoff’s concertos performed live (May 12, 2012)
•Lord of the Rings/Star Wars marathon
•Watch every movie on the IMDB top 100 at any given time
•Write a screenplay/novel
•Read Kurt Vonnegut’s complete works–I’ve made a long list of all of his works, based on data from Wikipedia. It’s pretty difficult to figure out the dates from a lot of his works though (especially the ones that were previously unpublished until recently)
•Live in Seattle
•Own a house
•Own my own recording studio
Learn to lucid dream (2013ish)
•Learn to dance (ballroom/swing)
Learn to cook (November 9, 2010)
Learn to bake (2011ish)
•Learn to give a good massage
•Learn to drive a stickshift
•Learn to raise both eyebrows independently
Learn to fold t-shirts insanely fast (December 20, 2010)
Learn to say the alphabet backwards really, really fast(February 1, 2009)
Get good at the claw arcade game (2012)
Learn to tie a tie (January 6, 2011)
•Learn CPR
•Hot air balloon ride
•Go on a cruise
•Visit the playboy mansion
•Go to E3
•See a Broadway show on Broadway
•Spend a night in the most bizarre suite I can find in Vegas
•See the Northern Lights
•Mardi Gras in New Orleans
•Participate in some way in a second line parade in New Orleans
Attend a giant music festival (Something like Bonnaroo/Glastonbury/Coachella/Lollapalooza/Summerfest… I’d prefer it to take a few days and be an overnight thing, not something crappy like Edgefest! (March 17, 2012)
•Go into space
•Visit Cat House on the Kings
•Attend a World’s Fair
•See the Coral Castle
•See Stonehenge on the summer solstice
•See the Colosseum
•Visit Akihabara in Tokyo
•Visit the Winchester Mystery House
•Visit the House on the Rock
•See bioluminescence occurring naturally
•Visit the reflective salt flats in Bolivia
•Stay in a capsule hotel for one night (probably in Japan)
•Spend a night North of the Arctic Circle around the summer solstice and spend a night watching the sun circle around the horizon
•Spend a night in an ice hotel, all the while, assumedly, listening to the Zora cavern music
•Stay at a hotel under the sea
Listen to The Good, The Bad, and The Queen (a concept album about London) by The Good, The Bad, and The Queen while in London (March 18, 2012)
•Eat authentic italian food (in Italy)
•Throw a dart into a map and travel to where it lands
•Go to a topless/nude beach
•Beat all of the Final Fantasy games
•All endings of Chrono Trigger
•Beat all of the Starcraft games
•Day at the spa
•Attend the Feast of San Gennaro in LA
•Attend The Amazing Meeting in Las Vegas
See one, if not all, of my favorite comedians live (August 6, 2010)
Youtube stardom (February 2010 or earlier)
Go skinny dipping (July 14, 2011)
•See a lunar eclipse
See a solar eclipse (May 20, 2012)
•See the green flash
•See a moonbow/lunar rainbow
•Create my own firework(s)
Memorize a really great speech from a movie (2011, Synecdoche, New York funeral scene)
•Get my portrait painted
Get a psychic reading (May 20, 2012)
•Be free from debt
•Give a really good speech
Have better posture
Take a self portrait/mugshot every day for 365 days in a row (September 21st, 2010)
Drink tea in a Japanese tea garden (December 12, 2009)
•Be in a non-violent food fight
•Build a snowman
•Own a dark room/photo lab
Meditate (January 28, 2013)
Try a sensory deprivation tank (November 24, 2013)


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